Earwash

In a tithonic twenthieth episode, Douglas meets Horace Perrault, a professional critic of everything.

In a naiant ninteenth episode, you will learn things about insect mating rituals and extremely successful skincare treatments, and will learn them in a way that is far more unsettling than you would expect.
 
Music credits
Bensound.com: "Sexy"
ESN Productions: "Horror Ambiance - Ominous Background Music"

In an erogenous eighteenth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist (according to himself)Jonathan Crepuscular attempts ASMR

As Douglas has caught a terrible affliction whilst in Horsham this week, it seemed only fitting that episode 17 of Earwash should be something as revolting as Douglas's sinuses currently are - the contents of his notebook.

In a schistaceous sixteenth episode, Douglas chats to his American neighbor Jennifer about her arrest and the perfectly innocent explanation as to what she was doing outside a motor mechanic business with a baseball bat

In an entomological fifteenth episode, Douglas chats to last-minute guest the Earwig about the social dynamics of the insect world, and why killing sprees are the future of awards shows.

In a gamapetalous fourteenth episode, Douglas speaks to country music star Bruce Plank about Bruce's new album, and the brutal and largely unknown conflict that inspired it.

In the first bonus episode, peek behind the scenes and hear the many delightful mistakes that occur during the recording of Earwash. Enjoy the delightful sounds of Douglas's laughs and burps, the unfortunate consequences of gargling with beer, and the pencil song. This episode made possible by Metaxa, the original Greek spirit.

In an exigent thirteenth episode, Douglas borrows some emergency questions from a podcaster far more talented than he is to ask to his frequent guests.

In a tardy twelfth episode, Douglas attempts to expand his audience beyond a single man called Hamish by consulting the stars