Earwash
”Earwash”, the palate cleansing podcast. Refresh your ears with an invigorating five minutes of the aural equivalent of a thorough shampooing
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Episodes
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
5 min
Omni-critic Horace Perrault answers some emergency questions, with answers that encompass starch, annoying the English and communicating with cats
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
58 min
Today's value pack is extra large, encompassing nearly an hour. And what does that ear-hour contain? Excessive postmodernism, guys talking about their feelings, musical interludes, oddments from Douglas's notebooks, and a slow-talking snail. The quintessential Earwash experience
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
8 min
How will Earwash mark it's third birthday? You'll just have to listen and find out...
May 13, 2026
May 13, 2026
6 min
Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular was meant to join us today to talk about his search for a job, but instead he takes us on a tangent involving naked rollerskaters, sexually ambiguous actors, and the eroticism of Sean Connery's receding hairline
May 6, 2026
May 6, 2026
33 min
This week's value pack contains such diverse contents as words, worms, pizza and a discussion of TikTok that is very out of date. Bon appetit
Apr 30, 2026
Apr 30, 2026
4 min
This week we are joined by Horace Perrault, critic of everything, who has some thoughts about ANZAC Day
Apr 29, 2026
Apr 29, 2026
38 min
Today's value pack is a six pack; six episodes, six very diferent listening experiences, but all alike in oddness
Apr 22, 2026
Apr 22, 2026
34 min
Another value pack is on the discount shelf today, containing five episodes for the price of one. May contain traces of: Italian plumbers, piscine light features and American politics
Apr 19, 2026
Apr 19, 2026
4 min
Today the Earwig answers some Emergency Questions, and the chat covers such diverse topics as dung beetles, immortality via animated TV shows and insectoid perceptions of colour
Apr 15, 2026
Apr 15, 2026
37 min
This week's Value Pack, half-hidden amongst the heavily discounted Easter eggs, is unseasonably seasonal - it contains episodes relating to Christmas and New Year's Eve, as well as a stale meme and an episode I really regret