Earwash

In an informational eleventh episode, Douglas discusses places to go in Melbourne with his American neighbour Jennifer Cash. With 137% more discussion of the second amendment to the (Australian) Constitution than you expected.

In a salacious tenth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular tells Douglas why his latest novel has been delayed, and which bestselling author he has a bitter feud with.

In a stormy ninth episode, Douglas talks to Jonathan Crepuscular, Australia's self-proclaimed greatest eroticist, about his new novel, only to discover that Mr Crepuscular does not want to talk about it.

In a rich ratatouille of an episode, a time-poor Douglas unleashes further contents of his notebooks upon a largely indifferent world. Hear such remarkable phrases as "tiny diabetic birds", and wonder in what strange set of circumstances Douglas heard this phrase. Douglas wonders too, he has no memory of where much of this came from.

In the hastily prepared and spoken episode 7, Douglas deals with an unexpected cancellation by a guest by relating the strange experiences of his Saturday evening.

In a sibilant sixth episode, the Earwig tries some ASMR. The results are not quite what we hoped for...

In this unprecedented fifth episode (never before has there been an episode 5 of Earwash!), an afflicted Douglas takes a break from conversation to share a series of unusual phrases he has encountered.

In the redoubtable Episode 4, a mystery is solved and the strange and sinister being behind the strange and sinister endings of previous episodes is unmasked.

In the insurmountable third episode, Douglas speaks to Jennifer, his new neighbour, who's got a feeling she's not in Ohio any more...

Episode 2 boldly strides into the world! In it, we meet Australia's most prominent eroticist, Jonathan Crepuscular.