Earwash

In an unkempt thirthy-ninth episode, you will hear excerpts from Douglas's freshest notebook, including such thought-provoking concepts as President Eisenhower's ear gack, a chrysanthemum under pressure, and C3PO's lesbian aunt

In this week's episode, country and western singer Bruce Plank joins us to debut his new song. It's not country but it is western, and if it's good enough for the ghost of Slim Dusty it's good enough for us.

In this episode, ultra-critic Horace Perrault discusses the Super Mario franchise in far more detail than anybody would have though necessary, including such troubling details as Mario's potential war crimes, the unsettling truth of how Toads reproduce, and why an absolute sovereign would permit an anarcho-socialist go-kart race. You'll never look at Mario games the same way again.

In a thoughtful thirty-sixth episode, we hear omni-critic Horace Perrault's Marxist analysis of Mariokart. Are bannana peels tools of capitalist oppression? Is the red shell a symptom of bourgeois jealousy? All shall be answered in this episode.

In the thirty-fifth episode and first for 2024, Douglas dips into the strange and obscene subconscious that is his notebooks A soothing and slightly unsettling relaxation track, or a deep insight into what it must be like to live inside Douglas's brain? Listen, and decide for yourself...

It's an episode released on New year's Eve. Of course it will be about New Year resolutions. What did you expect, recipes for stew?

In a thestive thirty-third episode (i'm regretting my decision to alliterate every week) Douglas and his merry band of guests come together to bring you a suitably festive piece of literature, along with quite a few tangents. Merry Christmas, and don't let the earwigs bite!

In a thorough thirty-second episode (as in it's episode 32, not that this episode only lasts 30 seconds), Douglas fulfills his promise from episode 11 to say something controversial about COVID, and gets lost in mathematics. Of all the episodes of dubious quality Earwash has produced, this is probably the worst. We are sorry, but not sorry enough not to release it.

In a Thermidorian thirty-first episode, Horace Perrault asks the question that everyone on TikTok should be asking: How often do men think about the Byzantine Empire?

In a threpsological thirtieth episode, Douglas presents the very thing you need to soothe a brain frazzled by a hectic week of trying to avoid hearing 'All I want for Christmas is you' - a peek into the strange and compelling contents of his notebooks.