Earwash
”Earwash”, the palate cleansing podcast. Refresh your ears with an invigorating five minutes of the aural equivalent of a thorough shampooing
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Episodes

Apr 3, 2024
Apr 3, 2024
7 min
In an unexpected bonus episode, Douglas unpouches some more of his mistakes. Expect to hear interruptions by cats, inappropropriate giggles and confusion over the pronunciation of Kleinwachter's Flugeladjutant. Plus a soothing melody completely ruined by having Douglas gargling over the top of it - If Douglas went through the pain of recording it, it only seems fair that you should have the pain of hearing it.

Mar 31, 2024
Mar 31, 2024
8 min
Episode 47 sees Douglas joined by the Earwig and a key member of the Australian Insect Games team for an in-depth discussion of competitive tunneling

Mar 24, 2024
Mar 24, 2024
4 min
This week, we're going to expand our vocabularies with a collection of some unusual and interesting words that Douglas has noted. At last, an episode that is fine to listen to with your grandmother (unless your grandmother is into the utter filth this podcast usually contains. I don't know her, for all I know, she loves the rude stuff and will find this episode boring. If your grandmother is like that, then perhaps best not to listen to it with her. She may be bored by it.)

Mar 17, 2024
Mar 17, 2024
6 min
In a forswonked forty-fifth episode, we are joined by omni-critic Horace Perrault, who appears to have discovered something of great significance whilst cleaning a bathroom

Mar 10, 2024
Mar 10, 2024
7 min
In this week's episode, Jonathan Crepuscular treats us to an excerpt from his new trouser-troubling tome, inspired by the political struggles of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. Slightly more sultry than you might expect for a book about Australian politics, but that's hardly a compliment given how low a bar that is.
Music credits
Bensound.com: "Sexy"

Mar 6, 2024
Mar 6, 2024
5 min
In an uncalled-for bonus episode, Douglas releases some of the mistakes from the last six months, including verbal stumbles, awful gastric noises, feline interruptions and a song about Earwig Flu

Mar 3, 2024
Mar 3, 2024
6 min
In a fortitious forty-third episode, the Earwig joins us to promote the upcoming 2024 Insect Games in Paris

Feb 25, 2024
Feb 25, 2024
5 min
In Episode 42 there is not a single mention of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There is, however, the freshest possible nonsense from Douglas's notebook. Best enjoyed alongside Asian-style ginger roasted fish and the cheapest bottle of saké you can find.

Feb 18, 2024
Feb 18, 2024
4 min
In the forty-first foray into your ears, Douglas muses on the practicalities of treating someone like a princess, sleeping on a mattress containing Ryan Gosling, and the romantic techniques of King Charles III

Feb 12, 2024
Feb 12, 2024
7 min
In a fluid fortieth episode, Jennifer joins us to explain why she is not satisfied with her children's new school, and expounds a theory on the theory of evolution that not even the fringiest Republican has proposed (at least, not yet). Plus, an unexpected juxtaposition of Ayn Rand and the Marx Brothers.


