Earwash

Episode 14 - The Face That Launched A Thousand Utes

In a gamapetalous fourteenth episode, Douglas speaks to country music star Bruce Plank about Bruce's new album, and the brutal and largely unknown conflict that inspired it.

Bonus Episode A - Professionalism Be Damned, This Is The Blooper Episode!

In the first bonus episode, peek behind the scenes and hear the many delightful mistakes that occur during the recording of Earwash. Enjoy the delightful sounds of Douglas's laughs and burps, the unfortunate consequences of gargling with beer, and the pencil song. This episode made possible by Metaxa, the original Greek spirit.

Episode 13 - Emergency Questions

In an exigent thirteenth episode, Douglas borrows some emergency questions from a podcaster far more talented than he is to ask to his frequent guests.

Episode 12 - Your Horoscope

In a tardy twelfth episode, Douglas attempts to expand his audience beyond a single man called Hamish by consulting the stars

Episode 11 - Australia Has A Constitution?!

In an informational eleventh episode, Douglas discusses places to go in Melbourne with his American neighbour Jennifer Cash. With 137% more discussion of the second amendment to the (Australian) Constitution than you expected.

Episode 10 - A Novel Of Geopolitical And Sexual Tension

In a salacious tenth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular tells Douglas why his latest novel has been delayed, and which bestselling author he has a bitter feud with.

Episode 9 - Jonathan Crepuscular Does Not Want To Talk About It

In a stormy ninth episode, Douglas talks to Jonathan Crepuscular, Australia's self-proclaimed greatest eroticist, about his new novel, only to discover that Mr Crepuscular does not want to talk about it.

Episode 8 - A Perfect Kind Of Weird

In a rich ratatouille of an episode, a time-poor Douglas unleashes further contents of his notebooks upon a largely indifferent world. Hear such remarkable phrases as "tiny diabetic birds", and wonder in what strange set of circumstances Douglas heard this phrase. Douglas wonders too, he has no memory of where much of this came from.

Episode 7 - Douglas Brooke And The Lesbian-Friendly Haircut

In the hastily prepared and spoken episode 7, Douglas deals with an unexpected cancellation by a guest by relating the strange experiences of his Saturday evening.

Episode 6 - ASMR With The Earwig

In a sibilant sixth episode, the Earwig tries some ASMR. The results are not quite what we hoped for...