Earwash

Episode 33 - The Night Before Christmas

In a thestive thirty-third episode (i'm regretting my decision to alliterate every week) Douglas and his merry band of guests come together to bring you a suitably festive piece of literature, along with quite a few tangents. Merry Christmas, and don't let the earwigs bite!

Episode 32 - He Blinded Me With Maths

In a thorough thirty-second episode (as in it's episode 32, not that this episode only lasts 30 seconds), Douglas fulfills his promise from episode 11 to say something controversial about COVID, and gets lost in mathematics. Of all the episodes of dubious quality Earwash has produced, this is probably the worst. We are sorry, but not sorry enough not to release it.

Episode 31 - How Often Do You Think About The Byzantine Empire?

In a Thermidorian thirty-first episode, Horace Perrault asks the question that everyone on TikTok should be asking: How often do men think about the Byzantine Empire?

Episode 30 - It's Not Profound But At Least It's Grammatical

In a threpsological thirtieth episode, Douglas presents the very thing you need to soothe a brain frazzled by a hectic week of trying to avoid hearing 'All I want for Christmas is you' - a peek into the strange and compelling contents of his notebooks.

Episode 29 - True Crime Doesn't Pay

In a twisted twenty-ninth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular explains his failed foray into true crime podcasting.

Episode 28 - God Is A Studio Executive

To mark International Men's Day, we have our most international man, critic Horace Perrault, on the podcast. Contains an analysis of a major news event that i am certain you have never heard before, in a way that is far less offensive than you would expect.

Episode 27 - SatAIre

In a technological twenty-seventh episode, Douglas tries using AI to assist with a creative slump

Bonus Epsiode B - The Centipede Cup

In a special bonus episode, we bring you Australia's premier insect race, the Centipede Cup. Hear all the thrills, spills and mixed grills (don't ask where the drumsticks come from) in a race guaranteed to be more thrilling than a mere horse race.

Episode 26 - Every Day Is Leg Day

In a tachometric twenty-sixth episode, we learn about the insect world's answer to the Melbourne Cup, and discover that for this weeks' guest, every day is leg day.

Episode 25 - The World's Most Sarcasic Gorilla

In an underwhelming twenty-fifth episode celebration, Douglas regales a largely indifferent world with the contents of one of his notebooks. May contain traces of gorilla.