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Episode 42 - A Headache In A Bottle

In Episode 42 there is not a single mention of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There is, however, the freshest possible nonsense from Douglas's notebook. Best enjoyed alongside Asian-style ginger roasted fish and the cheapest bottle of saké you can find.

Episode 41 - The Princess Treatment

In the forty-first foray into your ears, Douglas muses on the practicalities of treating someone like a princess, sleeping on a mattress containing Ryan Gosling, and the romantic techniques of King Charles III

Episode 40 - Jennifer Cash For School Board

In a fluid fortieth episode, Jennifer joins us to explain why she is not satisfied with her children's new school, and expounds a theory on the theory of evolution that not even the fringiest Republican has proposed (at least, not yet). Plus, an unexpected juxtaposition of Ayn Rand and the Marx Brothers.

Episode 39 - Cosmopolitan Pirates

In an unkempt thirthy-ninth episode, you will hear excerpts from Douglas's freshest notebook, including such thought-provoking concepts as President Eisenhower's ear gack, a chrysanthemum under pressure, and C3PO's lesbian aunt

Episode 38 - The House Of The Glowing Fish

In this week's episode, country and western singer Bruce Plank joins us to debut his new song. It's not country but it is western, and if it's good enough for the ghost of Slim Dusty it's good enough for us.

Episode 37 - Super Mario: War Criminal

In this episode, ultra-critic Horace Perrault discusses the Super Mario franchise in far more detail than anybody would have though necessary, including such troubling details as Mario's potential war crimes, the unsettling truth of how Toads reproduce, and why an absolute sovereign would permit an anarcho-socialist go-kart race. You'll never look at Mario games the same way again.

Episode 36 - The Socialist Utopia Of Mariokart

In a thoughtful thirty-sixth episode, we hear omni-critic Horace Perrault's Marxist analysis of Mariokart. Are bannana peels tools of capitalist oppression? Is the red shell a symptom of bourgeois jealousy? All shall be answered in this episode.

Episode 35 - Groove Weasels

In the thirty-fifth episode and first for 2024, Douglas dips into the strange and obscene subconscious that is his notebooks A soothing and slightly unsettling relaxation track, or a deep insight into what it must be like to live inside Douglas's brain? Listen, and decide for yourself...

Episode 34 - New Year Resolutions

It's an episode released on New year's Eve. Of course it will be about New Year resolutions. What did you expect, recipes for stew?

Episode 33 - The Night Before Christmas

In a thestive thirty-third episode (i'm regretting my decision to alliterate every week) Douglas and his merry band of guests come together to bring you a suitably festive piece of literature, along with quite a few tangents. Merry Christmas, and don't let the earwigs bite!