Earwash
”Earwash”, the palate cleansing podcast. Refresh your ears with an invigorating five minutes of the aural equivalent of a thorough shampooing
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Feb 1, 2026
Feb 1, 2026
4 min
Today's episode is far more educational and edifying than usual, as Douglas shares some interesting words from his notebooks

Jan 28, 2026
Jan 28, 2026
5 min
Today we are joined by omni-critic Horace Perrault, who shares his outsider's view of Australia Day

Jan 25, 2026
Jan 25, 2026
5 min
Country musician Bruce gives us his top answers to some Emergency Questions (courtesy of the book 'Emergency Questions' by Richard Herring), including discussion of how the future will be like South Yarra, extinct Australian megafauna and cryogenics. Crack open a beer when you listen to this and it'll be just like sitting in the pub for a chat with a top bloke (and Douglas too, unfortunately).

Jan 21, 2026
Jan 21, 2026
3 min
In an impromptu al fresco recording at a pub, Douglas muses on the practicalities of paying for things with art

Jan 18, 2026
Jan 18, 2026
5 min
Today is a good day for another dose of oddments from one of Douglas's notebooks.
Music: 'Chantarelle' provided by mobygratis.

Jan 14, 2026
Jan 14, 2026
3 min
Today we are joined by omni-critic Horace Perrault, who shares a miniscule fragment of his comprehensive critique of Australia

Jan 11, 2026
Jan 11, 2026
6 min
We are joined today by a newcomer, chef Ludwig Rinderkennzeichnungs-und-Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz, who wants to promote his new restaurant

Jan 7, 2026
Jan 7, 2026
3 min
Champion insect athlete Kevin the Centipede joins us today to answer some Emergency Questions, courtesy of the book 'Emergency Questions' by Richard Herring. Hear Kevin's thoughts on man caves, purple things and conspiracy theories. Particularly on conspiracy theories. At length.

Jan 4, 2026
Jan 4, 2026
10 min
This year, the traditional start of year descent into Douglas's notebook is going all the way back to the beginning - Volume 1, begun in 2009. What has changed since then? What has remained the same? What is Brookism, and how does one go sideways with it? I cannot promise any answers, but I can promise that this episode will make about as much sense as any other episode does.

Jan 2, 2026
Jan 2, 2026
11 min
As is customary as one year ends and another begins, the Earwash regulars have gathered to share how their resolutions for 2025 worked out, and what they resolve for 2026


