Earwash

Episode 24 - A Person In A Purple Apron

In a trypographic twenty-fourth episode, geographically confused American Jennifer Cash weighs in on the recent referendum. It's not as offensive as you may expect.

Episode 23 - A Song About A Mouse Plague

In a tendentious twenty-third episode, we hear from Bruce Plank about how the town of Horsham and surrounding area has inspired his music, and the surprising number of times PETA has taken issue with his music. With a lot more discussion about the town of Gringegalonga than is reasonable to expect.

Episode 22 - Australian Rules Soccer

In a terpsichorean twenty-second episode (it's the 22nd episode, not an episode that lasts only 20 seconds) Douglas talks to American expat Jennifer about her experience of watching Australian football for the first time, although Jennifer has other things she wants to discuss...

Episode 21 - What Colour Is The Internet?

In a transumptive twenty-first episode, we dive once more into Douglas's notebooks due to a combination of much content and little editing time preventing things other than a barrage of obscene nonsense with no context. So, no change from the usual there.

Episode 20 - The Critic

In a tithonic twenthieth episode, Douglas meets Horace Perrault, a professional critic of everything.

Episode 19 - Eternal Skin

In a naiant ninteenth episode, you will learn things about insect mating rituals and extremely successful skincare treatments, and will learn them in a way that is far more unsettling than you would expect.
 
Music credits
Bensound.com: "Sexy"
ESN Productions: "Horror Ambiance - Ominous Background Music"

Episode 18 - Putting The R In ASMR

In an erogenous eighteenth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist (according to himself)Jonathan Crepuscular attempts ASMR

Episode 17 - What Could Be More Whimsical Than A Mouthful Of Spiders?

As Douglas has caught a terrible affliction whilst in Horsham this week, it seemed only fitting that episode 17 of Earwash should be something as revolting as Douglas's sinuses currently are - the contents of his notebook.

Episode 16 - Pro-Choice Automotive

In a schistaceous sixteenth episode, Douglas chats to his American neighbor Jennifer about her arrest and the perfectly innocent explanation as to what she was doing outside a motor mechanic business with a baseball bat

Episode 15 - The Greatest Criminal Of The Insect World

In an entomological fifteenth episode, Douglas chats to last-minute guest the Earwig about the social dynamics of the insect world, and why killing sprees are the future of awards shows.