Earwash

Episode 119 - The Petty Fraud of Part-Time Clowns

A delve into Douglas's notebook gives us such unexpected delights as rudimentary side-toes, spider ticklers and carbon neutral witch burnings. There is no connection. There is no context. There is only distilled essence of a messy subconscious mind.

Episode 118 - We'll Always Have Parasites

The Earwig is back from his mission of vengeance, and this little insect has a big story to tell.

Episode 117 - Tasteless

This week we are joined by omni-critic Horace Perrault, who has experienced some rather unusual symptoms of COVID

Episode 116 - Our Destiny Is Hummus

In an attempt to counteract the ongoing bleakness of the world, this week's Earwash is excerpts of nonsense from Douglas's notebook. If you squint your ears and turn your head just so, some of it could almost sound profound.

Episode 115 - Scoffton

Brought to dire financial need by the cost of unclogging a cat's crystal-ridden bladder, Earwash for the first time contains *shuddder* an advertisement. But what is it an ad for? Why did a sinister man with a sinister accent give Douglas the ad on a cassette tape? And why did this entire transaction take place on the platform at Ringwood station? Onle one of these can be answered - it's an ad for a board game called Scoffton, and it can be found here: https://thequestsuppliers.com.au/products/scoffton#
See, capitalism doesn't have to be all bad!

Episode 114 - Pop

Pop this week's Earwash into your ears. It's a short but juicy podcast bursting with stories of things bursting in strange and upsetting ways, guaranteed to cleanse your ears from the sound of the smell of cat wee

Epiosde 113 - WG-40

This week Douglas is joined by country musician Bruce Plank for a few drinks and a chat covering such topics as which athletes Bruce would turn into worms, unusual ways to celebrate Pride Month, and the secret ingredients of Bruce's homemade moonshine

Episode 112 - Stramash

In a break from Earwash's usual weirdness and filth, today's episode is almost edifying and educational: a collection of interesting words from Douglas's notebooks, recorded at different times but conjoined into the time and space of a single episode. And if you can think of a word the means 'obscene' that starts with W, please let Douglas know

Episode 111 - Male Bondage Time

In an attempt to break into the lucrative and low-cost/effort podcast genre of 'Three White Guys Talking About Nothing', this week you will hear the pilot episode of Douglas's own contribution to the form, provisionally and unfortunately titled 'Male Bondage Time'

Episode 110 - Of all the joist joints in all the houses in all the world she had to walk into that one

The Earwig's been acting oddly for the last few weeks (I know he's always odd, but i mean even odder than usual), so I thought I'd bring him in for a chat. I was not prepared for his tragic tale of how six shapely legs and a trio of cerci led to his downfall. Listen and muse on the fickleness of love and silverfish